Jarrod

A kid with an afro, who makes his living accusing others of being gay on Xbox Live.

Man, Jarrod joined my party and started screaming "Who likes men?!" again.

by Professor Anderson January 23, 2018

Jarrod Hill

A Pin dick desperate fuck for brain. And he fingers his butt hole

Jarrod Hill He usually has aids and if not HIV. He likes any girl he can get his hands on and will die a virgin. He wants to be a whore but cant

should include the word being defined

by Fortun3 Trix February 23, 2015

Dirty Jarrod

When you sit on you own Dick in an attempt to fuck your own ass

Dude I giving myself a dirty Jarrod feels awesome

by Cuddlebear May 17, 2019

Jarrod

Jarrod is the biggest cunt, he plays a shitty sport and sucks a lot of pee pee.

Person 1: See Jarrod over there? He's a real faggot isn't he.
Person 2: Yeah he is, I heard he sucks a lot of pee pee.
Person 1: Yeah i heard that too.

by Jarrod's Friends November 3, 2019

jarrod schmidt

Fucking chicks since 2003

Jarrod schmidt, What a puss bomb

by Yesiamagirl;) February 26, 2017

Jarrod

The most sensitive man on Earth. Well, top 500 maybe. Dope.

"And if you are like bat shit freaking out about it, just come over after work and we can hang out and think about something else. Go on a walk, get dinner, etc."

"That's so Jarrod. Thanks for caring"

by danseur June 5, 2018

jarrod walk

The shameful walk along the beach after one is rejected on the Bachelorette or the Bachelor. Nick Cummins and Jarrod Woodgate, have done this walk after being rejected by the whole of Australia

‘Ay mate didja see the Bachelor last night?’
‘Nah mate, what happened’
‘Nick did the Jarrod walk’
‘Hot diggity dayum mate’

by therealhoneybadger October 11, 2018