jannelly

Strong and fearless. Can sometimes be annoying but is always there for you. Treasures her loved ones especially her friends. Can be weird and dumb, but can be smart and classy. Jannelly is a person everyone knows and never forgets.

Jannelly is just Jannelly

by Jannelly May 19, 2018

de-Jenner-ate

1) The curious process of historical revision whereby a former Olympian can reveal, retroactively, that s/he spent forty years severely questioning his/her own sexual identity, while all the time taking great pains not to allow said sexually ambiguous thoughts to pass into the media.

2) A bipedal hominid who is in no sense of the word a mensch, who has not made a career of M-T-F but still hasn't the guts to cut off his wang and have it splayed open into a plastic pussy; a publicity-grubbing status-seeker and sexual hypocrite.

3) the result of a sex-change operation not to be confused with normal, healthy transsexuals, who has been so corrupted by Hollywood value that s/he thinks that Americans will swallow 40 years of bullcrap just for a photo cover spread and charm offensive.

"Oh, God, there she is again. All OVER the media."

"I wonder if the cereal company will give me back what I paid for my Wheaties box back when she was still a he?"

"It's a very de-Jenner-ate situation."

by al-in-chgo June 8, 2015

kylie jenner challenge

You take a shot glass or glass cup and suck really hard and when you let go your lips will be gigantic (Usually resulting in bruises and swelling, you are practically ruining your lips)

I did the Kylie Jenner challenge, and now my lips are huge!

by Sksoodkroellw April 21, 2015

Jannes Rule

When you're about to break up, you get your girl to give you a blowjob the day you're going to breakup with her

Pascal: Did you breakup with your girlfriend?

Lukas: Yeah i did, but before i used the Jannes Rule.

by peetee.tn September 19, 2021

Jannel

a talkative person, with an amazing personality. gets along with everyone. can sometimes be moody, but very sweet and giving. often misunderstood.

Jannel is such a fun person.

by JDBieber October 4, 2010

Kylie Jenner

Previously daughter of Bruce Jenner (now Caitlyn Jenner) and little white child of Kardashian family. Keen to follow in her sister Kim Kardashian's shoes, has bought herself a new body (ass and tits before finishing puberty) and of course plumped her thin lines and fake tanned her white freckle skin into a Latina looking Mrs Potato head. Her aim is to look like a hot half black chic when she really is just as white wonder bread. Catch her taking numerous selfies pouting and raising an eye brow or with older black men who just use her to become the next Kanye west. Also note: she is hotter on Instagram than in real life

"She's got that Kylie Jenner look?"
"What you mean?"
"She a hoe"

by xoxo gossip grl August 13, 2015

jannel

An eclectic and somewhat over-emotional mother

A: Wow. You're so artsy and well-behaved
B: Well my mother is jannel.

by theironcurtain April 10, 2015