Jaleaving

The act of falsely telling a person you are leaving a location (home, work, school, etc) when you will not be leaving for another 10 minutes.

Janet was jaleaving when she told her husband she would be there in ten minutes.

by Stillwaitingggg April 8, 2019

Jalalalala

n. exclamation made by tribal persons in reverence of triumph.

After a victory in battle, the warriors all came together and exclaimed "jalalalala" with triumph.

by fernandot February 6, 2010

jalafapening

After you get done chopping and stuffing jalapenos and get the sudden urge to rub one off. Then realize it was a huge mistake and your penis is on fire.

Bro 1:Bruh I was watching cougar town while prepping my jalapenos. Show was lit so I went and masturbated after and now my dick is on fiya
Bro2: Bruh you just had a Jalafapening.

by L1tdragon January 12, 2017

jaeanna

Jaeanna is one of those girls you can't really find. Jaeanna is a jealous type. Mostly to act sassy. She loves to hang out with her friends, but things get serious when her Bestie sits on the "Buddy Bench".

Jaeanna is a loving person that is funny in many ways. She is very pretty. You can't find a girl like that!!

Person1: "Dang, Jaeanna is my bestie, but things get serious between us."
Person2: "Don't worry, atleast you have a loving person by your side."

by AlexbetheonexD December 4, 2017

Jahleal

Jahleal is a handsome boy who smart but acts dumb and he's Hella funny and he makes friends with both sex girl and boy. Jahleal mostly make friend with people who names began with a R and a S

Jahleal is mad funny like foreal

by Yellthetruthlol June 4, 2018

Jadealyn

She is a petite and beautiful person. She is the embodiment of both intelligence and kindness. She always listens to your day-to-day problems even though she works herself to the bone for school. She even will try to make time for you on her busy schedule. She is special and there won't be anyone out there like her. Even though she has really bad things happening to her, she will still take care of you and comfort you. She is the most humble, selfless, and loving person ever.

Thanks, Jadealyn for listening to my problems and helping me resolve them. I won't ever find a person like you and I'm glad I met you! I'll cherish you forever!

by BigBrain_Studios May 6, 2021

Jalabated

The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.

Last night Toby and I jalabated each other and it felt like a bomb went off in my underwear.

by Murenhausen March 20, 2009