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Jalapeno Dump

The dump that is taken the day after consuming too many hot peppers. It leaves an unpleasant, even painful burning and tingling sensation in the anus.
Dude, that philly cheese steak with extra jalapenos i had didnt sit right with me. Later on, I had a massive jalapeno dump!

Man, I hope your ass isnt too spicy!
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Jalapeñoed

ha⋅la⋅pi⋅ño-d

adj. Being jalapeñoed is when a girl's top comes off at the beach; or more like someone taking it off by force.
"Holly just jalapeñoed Kelly!"

"Kelly just jalapeñoed in the water a few minutes ago!"
by Hannah Rachelle March 13, 2009
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jalapist

"the man in the bushes", "the man in the tree";
a lurker of ladies and boys. typically lurks from pretty much any sort of vegetation, and uses it's eyelashes to capture it's prey. eyelash attack ranges from 1 - 22 feet.
stay clear of any bushes or trees timmy, there may be jalapist nests
by heehaaa September 21, 2010
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Jalapeno Cheese Stick

Exactly what it sounds like. It's also sexual.
Cindy was so hot for me so i gave her a taste of my Jalapeno Cheese Stick!!

No way bro! Nice....
by Chester the Moose February 5, 2012
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jalapeño piss hole

When soap gets into the tip of the penis causing an extreme stinging sensation during urination.
Never masturbate with shampoo; if you get any in your dick you'll be regretting it the next time you piss with your jalapeño piss hole!
by Debbit;Debbit July 2, 2016
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Jalapeño penis

The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat
by Blake Phipps June 12, 2016
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jalarsela

The spanish word for jacking off or cumming
Le gusto jalarsela
by Suck my bolas March 25, 2017
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