A jakey is usually called Martin Constable, calls other people jakeys to hide the fact that his a massive junkie
by MartinsAPedo February 8, 2020
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by Big bite February 14, 2020
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There was a Jakey on the side of the road
by Ok boomer February 15, 2020
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by Your friendly neighborhood Jak October 18, 2020
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Person 1: Did you see that floof over there? His legs were only 4 inches tall!
Person 2: The one shaped like a loaf of bread? That's a Jakey boy for sure.
Person 2: The one shaped like a loaf of bread? That's a Jakey boy for sure.
by megaminty December 6, 2022
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