jafflechute

A jaffle attached to a parachute. Prone to wind and unfortunately placed window ledges. An idea founded in Melbourne and an actual thing.

www.jafflechutes.com

"I had a jafflechute for dinner last night. It got stuck in a tree, but I threw my shoe at it and it eventually came down"

by karmabox October 12, 2013

Jaffasexual

When a Jaffa is romatically or sexually attracted to another Jaffa. Often occurs in a polyamorie, containing 3 Jaffas.

Jaffa: Did you see Jaffa yesterday? I really want to make out now.

Jaffa: You're... also Jaffasexual? :flushed:

Jaffa(but in blue): We all could just- ...make out together? :flushed:

jaffa: :flushed:
Jaffa: :flushed:

by Anna-senpai August 23, 2020

Jeff Mode

When you go full retard (never go full retard) and grab your dad by the collar and shake him.

Me: Hey Bro, did you see what happened to James?

Friend: Yeah, I heard his brother went Jeff mode.

by Senna117 January 9, 2021

Jerry Jeff Walker

Jerry Jeff Walker is an American country music singer and songwriter. He is best known for writing "Mr. Bojangles".

Are you going to see Jerry Jeff Walker at Gruene Hall tonight?

by Fetxch March 15, 2020

mr jefferson

An offensive term for an african-american

"Whoa, calm down Mr Jefferson! Theres plenty of watermeleon to go around"

by popp13 September 18, 2006

Total Jefferson

1. A compulsive Liar,
2. Someone culpable or verbal diarrhea.

See that David Cameron?, he's a total total fucking Jefferson.
Don't listen to that total Jefferson, mate.

by anonymous_1969 March 20, 2013

Jeff Bozos

Bezos got rich by being smart, Bozos got smart by being dumb.

if you were a rich person your name would be JEFF BOZOS

by JonesGotBones February 15, 2022