by Do The Mario March 06, 2017
by lerp-a-derp May 27, 2017
Rolf Jacob Sartorius
A 14 year old boy known for his Musical.ly's, and his songs: Sweatshirt, Hit or Miss, and, All my friends.
A 14 year old boy known for his Musical.ly's, and his songs: Sweatshirt, Hit or Miss, and, All my friends.
I don't like Jacob Sartorius.
by barney and friends hi November 06, 2016
A talentless weasel who is became internet famous for making videos on the musical.ly app. His fame also spread to his instagram and twitter, he is an apparently online sensation for no reason. He has no talent or good looks but somehow he's become a member of magcon, and the target of affection for millions of pre-pubescent middle school girls.
Oh gosh, look at that guy over there, he thinks he's so handsome but really he's talentless. Someone needs to tell him to stop acting like Jacob Sartorius.
by Julicakes1 March 11, 2016
by FirstLast2016 April 10, 2016
He is most cancerous, cracker 5-yr-old to hit social media. Says "I love you" on twitter to complete strangers which won't matter to him in 1 million years because their making his garbage ass popular. His fanbase of 3-yr-olds will strangle you over there phone/laptop screen if you talk shit about their god, Jacob. Jacob is also the worst roaster in history after the RiceGum incident.
"Jacob Sartorius tried to roast RiceGum."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."
by MelissaMagnificent February 25, 2016
A fuckboy with a lack of talent and eyebrows, the guy on Vines and Magcon that gets roasted everywhere he goes.... He calls himself a "songwriter" but all he can come up with is a song about a filthy sweatshirt....
Nickname: Jacob Saggytits
Nickname: Jacob Saggytits
Friend--- Ew gross Jacob Saggytits touched meh
Me-- I will take care of ur funeral don't worry
R.I.P my friend
Cause of death: Jacob Sartorius
Me-- I will take care of ur funeral don't worry
R.I.P my friend
Cause of death: Jacob Sartorius
by That_Boss_15 December 25, 2016