Noun; A cross between jackass, from Old English and the German word for jerk, douchebag . Can also be used as an adjective to describe a dick move.
In response to a stupid act, Matt asked, "Why are you acting like such a #@$&%ing jackbag?"
"Altman, I can't believe you did that in that bathroom, that was a real jackbag move of you!"
"Altman, I can't believe you did that in that bathroom, that was a real jackbag move of you!"
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A based god-like entity that has powers beyond our mortal minds. His epic feats were foretold nearly 5,000 years ago in the Epic of Gilgamesh.
And so they traveled until they reached Uruk.
There Gilgamesh the king said to the boatman:
“Study the brickwork, study the fortification;
climb the ancient staircase to the terrace;
study how it is made; from the terrace see
the planted and fallow fields, the ponds and orchards.
One league is the inner city, another league
is orchards; still another the fields beyond;
over there is the precinct of the temple. . . . ,
Three leagues and the temple precinct of Ishtar.”
Measure Uruk, the city of Gilgamesh
-The Epic of Jakuba.
There Gilgamesh the king said to the boatman:
“Study the brickwork, study the fortification;
climb the ancient staircase to the terrace;
study how it is made; from the terrace see
the planted and fallow fields, the ponds and orchards.
One league is the inner city, another league
is orchards; still another the fields beyond;
over there is the precinct of the temple. . . . ,
Three leagues and the temple precinct of Ishtar.”
Measure Uruk, the city of Gilgamesh
-The Epic of Jakuba.
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