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by Rob Ho May 6, 2006
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To releive one's thelf in thexual enlightenment by rubbing the head, or pinching the cliterus over and over and over and over.
Alex ran to her bedroom cos she was tired and relived herthelf on the floor
by Alex highley September 15, 2003
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To be honest if you are reading this you are probably jacking off right now so fuck you, you sick bastard
I'm jacking off and iIm a sick person
by DFINK5299 November 30, 2016
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A reciprocating (often involuntary) motion of a hand around a peanus resulting in a spluttering of a gooey substance from the orifice of the above mentioned peanus. Often, the peanus belongs to the hand but not always. If unobstructed, the travelled distance of the substance varies directly as the pleasure the owner of the peanus will experience.
Yesterday I jacked off (regular verb!) on a girl sleeping next to me in the train and I polluted her forearm with my sperm! I was very proud of myself!
by maldoror June 23, 2004
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Helping your uncle Jack get off of a horse.
That guy was Jacking off in the stock yard.
by Kid with assburgars March 1, 2019
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here is how you jack off, jk you sick fuck......
"Wanna start jacking off?" said Peter
by hmmmyeskindadoit March 11, 2020
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its when your badically fucking someones asshole and your saying so hard so loud that ur girl hears you in asia
jacking off is having 69 in the car

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by jackingoffshit July 9, 2019
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