J.D. Vance

A verb, to masturbate using an inanimate object not intended for self-pleasure, such as a couch

In a famous 1999 film, a sexually frustrated high school student J.D. Vances a pie.

by PNut22 August 10, 2024

J.D. Vance

A Yale lawyer from Ohio that used to work for Peter Thiel, a venture capitalist.
Later he became a Senator and now he is the elected VP.
He broke a memoir that some consider an unfair criticism of his roots and his hometown.

Accoding to some soundbites, he holds very socially conservative views.

His wife is of indian origin, as are his sons.

They say that J.D. Vance hates "childless cat ladies".

by morfantatminin November 21, 2024

J.D. Vance

the antichrist

"dude, the pope died the day after meeting j.d. vance! he's the antichrist!"

by 22" bad dragon April 26, 2025

W.W.G.J.D

What would Gradient Joe do?
Bugbo 🤯
What you ask when you need help

Bugbo: Whenever I have a problem then needs solving, the first thing that comes to my mind is: “What Would Gradient Joe Do?”
(Or “W.W.G.J.D for short, Use when you have a problem that needs solving)

by Literally Nyan Cat September 26, 2023

O.J.'d

verb - when a girlfriend or wife convinces you to sex even though she knows that she not quite done with her period, thus causing the bed to look like O.J.'s crime scene after sex.

I gotta get new sheets, my horny girlfriend O.J.'d me again.

by jc epic January 27, 2009

L.J.'d

2. To be brutally beaten or defeated after charging into a fight or battle. Most used in MMORPGs. This term comes from a video in which a team of World of Warcraft players had made a full battle plan for a "boss", but a member simply ran in as soon as they confirmed it. This players name was Leroy Jenkins, hence the abbreviation.

2. Live Journaled; To have posted in your Live Journal.

1."Adam ran tried to jump Nathan and got L.J.'d!"
2."I just LJ'd so check it out."

by Jack Krauser April 27, 2007

Pulling a J.D.

To imagine a completely random situation in your head during a conversation that has absolutely nothing to do with what you're thinking about.

Damn, I did bad on that math test. I guess I spent too much time pulling a J.D. in class by thinking about monkeys when the professor was talking.

by TJ Griers March 18, 2008