IXL Math

A useless, repetitive math website that causes the pulling out of hair, suicidal thoughts, stress, and occasionally, constipation and computer damage.

All it is, is just endless solving of math problems for crummy little drawings and paper certificates.

Did I mention if you get a question wrong, your "smartscore" drops by 10?

"Dude, can you come over to play ball?"

"No sorry, I have to finish my IXL Math. It counts for half of my grade"

"That's dumb!"

"Yeah, I've already thrown my computer a few times, and my butt hurts from sitting on my chair this long"

by Eugeneius April 25, 2013

Ixchel

Ixchel is a name for an artist. She is so creative and is great at giving gifts. She knows how to make cool designs. Along with her fantastic ability to design, she is easy going and super cool. She always knows what to say maybe it will be a little weird but that part of the fun with hanging out with Ixchel, she always brings something to the table no one else can ofer. Wether that’s her sense of humor or interesting questions you know you will never be bored when you hang out with someone named Ixchel.

Me: what you want to talk about

Ixchel: We can talk about ducks?

Me: why would we do that?

Ixchel: Because. . . I LOVE DUCKS!

ME: I love you Ixchel

by PeachesGotHerBack February 8, 2020

ixchel

The best most beautiful, kind, and honest person in the entire world.

"Yeah Ixchel, the one who saved my life.

by The devil™ June 2, 2016

ixform

is a one good example of a horrible group name that includes people who "can sing", is undoubtedly overhyped with mediocre top members. Think of them as dance group, not an idol. They seem like a joke but you can't seem to laugh, thank god they have some talented members like Lian huaiwei & sun yihang though...anyways, congrats in debuting. Fly high !

From your sugar uncle and 有钱真好 aunties

The Academy of Top Music doesn't acknowledge ixform

by felixvitamin July 28, 2021

ixchel

A really awsome cute friend(could only be used on females though).

Oh she is a ixchel.

by YOLO😎 April 24, 2016

ixl

A terrible (worse than terrible) math and language arts website that teachers assign to their students so they get paid more
SIDE EFFECTS:
Self-abuse, suicidal thoughts and/or actions, computer damage, and many other things

*mom crying* "Why Timmy, why......"
Timmy's Headstone: Died of an ixl overload

by joshyyyyaboymate February 26, 2019

IXL

Stupid ass bitch ass website that causes more deaths than anything in the world. Apparently in the App Store it has good ratings but we need to stop that. If u are on apple go there and give it a thumbs down. Plz no one likes that website and teachers do. We need to REBELL

Do you know that that dumbass website called IXL has more deaths than anything in the world
It causes Eye Ligma
A lot of kids suicide from that shit

by IXL is gay April 4, 2019