kent island

An island paradise in Maryland that acts as a diplomat between the pleasant, peaceful eastern shore and the hell that is the western shore. Known for it's crabs, fish, boats, crabbing, fishing, boating, boat racing, seafood restaurants, and an alcoholic teenage population. The Isle of Kent has grown into a suburb of the D.C./Baltimore area, and rapid growth has become a major problem. Kent Island is home to the Buccanneers, Little Glen Burnie (Cloverfields), and a local gang referred to by the police as K-TOWN. QA sucks.

I live on Kent Island. I do not live on the western shore. QA sucks.

by Zach Leffers October 26, 2006

ishani

The smartest, most amazing, and especially beautiful Indian girl you know. You want to ask her out so badly but you know she's so damn out of your league but you try to talk and flirt with her anyway.

That Ishani at PHHS is a gift from god.

by ualreadykno97 March 10, 2013

Parris Island

Absolute hell on earth. Recruits live here for the 3 longest months of their life, getting beat, having their bodies destroyed, every muscle in their body being broke down by the toughest beings on the planet, Drill Instructors. Much blood, sweat, and tears are spilled on this island, and the only way off is to survive, or die. There is no quitting, there is no escaping. There is only discipline. Marines are made here.

Drill Instructor: "Welcome to my island, Marine Corps Recruit Depot, Parris Island. The only way OFF my beloved island is to complete my training, or come off in a bodybag. Its up to you. Now get off my fucking bus right now! MOVE YOUR ASSES!"

by Deathspartan66 August 14, 2009

monster island

1) A mythical island off the coast of Japan which is home of Godzilla.

2) The island of Manhatten.

1) "Our instruments show evidence of seismic activity on Monster Island!"

2) "Gonna be stomping Monster Island on the 16th, you down?"

by dasmb January 17, 2005

Boyfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is un-contactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new boyfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.

'Have you heard from Kayley?'
'Nope, she's on boyfriend island. She's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.

by sophiesmith June 20, 2010

Staten Island Sandwhich

The most bitter yet tasty 3 way to ever be produced by mankind. To produce you need one willing and one unwilling dude in a current bromance, as well as one girl. Put together and voila, you've got yourself one tasty contradiction.

Did you see Dave and Gary, they picked up a girl yesterday in New York and now their sharing a Staten Island Sandwhich with her.

by tissueman January 3, 2015

James Island Charter High School

Shitty school where they'll get you for the stupidest shit. Guidance sucks ass. The librarians are bitches and you'll get kicked out for sneezing. The pizza from the cafeteria tastes like ball sweat. Every time you open the bathroom door at lunch a big ass cloud escapes but dont worry juul enthusiasts cause the teachers never go in there. Make sure you bring hand sanitizer though cause the nicotine addicts always block the fucking sinks. Whenever they search your bags its like theyre looking for the map to el dorado but they suck at finding juuls. As long as you slip it down one of your binders youre good just make sure it doesnt fall out when you open it in class. There are always condoms, pods, and loose bags of cheez its in the school parking lot. By god, don't eat lunch in the senior courtyard or a seagull will swoop down and steal your shitty ass fries. The pep rallies suck and the football team doesn't know how to play. There's so many fights you can't tell who's weave is on the ground and the fire alarm goes off at least once a week. Also, don't be surprised if you find some pictures of Mia Khalifa laying around.

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hey you wanna rev our trucks in the student parking lot at James Island Charter High School?"

Yee Yee boy 2: "Yeah, can't wait to kiss my dad on the lips after school today. You got any more mango pods?"

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hell yeah Coach Baldwin hooked me up with some."

by oh?_on_jah? May 25, 2019