john cena : I can’t eat bing chilling because i’m lactose intolerant
me : shut your ass up
me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach
me : shut your ass up
me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach
by meloballer_ April 8, 2023
Get the lactose intolerantmug. This is when a male creature (normally a sad human) cannot tolerate the other sex. This often causes the human to buy body pillows and watch anime with a big tiddy goth gf body pillow next to them
by That one you hate ;( July 20, 2018
Get the Female intolerantmug. by AceKijani February 16, 2021
Get the Capsaicin Intolerantmug. The inability to be hypnotized characterized by, but not limited to: willful choice not to undergo hypnosis, not to use self hypnosis, not to hypnotize others, thwarting covert hypnosis and firm, strong feelings about hypnosis.
People with hypnos intolerance perversely refuse to be hypnotized and have their reasons, despite the stories of success, benefit and the positive experience of others. Actually, being hypnos intolerant is a good thing. Without hypnosis in your life, you have more self-control.
by Info2go November 7, 2018
Get the Hypnos Intolerancemug. When a brain is not able to break down and digest facts. Derived from the Spanish word 'Factos'(meaning facts) made popular to the English speaking community by Cristiano Ronaldo.
by suhaimofshawarma October 17, 2023
Get the Factos Intolerancemug. Someone who doesn't like utilyzing condoms or commonly known as prophylactics. As in can't tolerate jim hats, rubbers etc. Typically most known to men.
I got a date tonight and she is so fine I will tell her before dinner that I am prophylactose intolerant.
by Spank Master Boogie April 21, 2018
Get the Prophylactose intolerantmug. by kurt cobains shotgun May 2, 2022
Get the cumtose intolerantmug.