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Human intestines

They are 120 feet long. BOOM BITCH
I told you human intestines are 120 feet bitch
by dickfucking \slut January 5, 2021
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Intestinal Kazcynsky

The act of mailing human fecal matter, typically your own, to an ideological, athletic, or political opponent.
"Hey Tobias, did you hear that the GOP Office in Downtown got an Intestinal Kazcynsky?"
"No, what the fuck does that mean?"
by PulcherGyst May 11, 2022
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Intestinal Due Diligence

As in financial due diligence, in an intestinal due diligence exercise, when you see daylight you have gone too far
by Wakahare September 11, 2022
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The Intestinal Doomsday

A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.
Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
by SquatchyDude October 20, 2019
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Intestinal Obligation

A polite way to say "I have to take a huge crap"
I'm sorry I won't make it in time because I an intestinal obligation to take care
by Daqkua April 14, 2016
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spicy intestine

put a blowtorch up someone's ass let the gas out then light the gas

now when they go to the bathroom they are fighting for their life
"ahhhh my ass carl " i got spicy intestines
by coastal401 May 3, 2022
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Intestine perfume

“The guy let off a nasty intestine perfume on the boat yesterday, it was disgusting
by EMD F59PHI February 10, 2025
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