giving interviews

giving head (it just sounds nicer to say giving an interview)

“hey, are you good at giving interviews?”

by fastestsperm_ April 20, 2020

Yale Interview

A college interview that goes far from as planned.

I accidentally made out with my Yale interviewer, how screwed am I???

by archerlightningweb January 24, 2023

interviewee

(noun) The person being interviewed in an interview

Hey Bob I have an interviewee coming in today at 4.
The interviewee was excited to be interview today; He got the job!

by MrPerson55555 June 13, 2010

Interview Fatigue Syndrome

A condition reached after much initial exuberance about the prospect of hiring additional staff, only to be worn down by a plethora of mediocre, under-qualified or part-time insane candidates, leaving the interviewer with the beer goggle equivalent mentality that even a sub-par candidate late in the system has some great appeal that derives more from a desire to get the process completed than from finding the correct person to hire

Jim is definitely experiencing Interview Fatigue Syndrome. The last candidate he wanted to hire actual wore green socks outside his suit pants.

by Furry Trout November 25, 2010

intervire

to solicit intercourse with another individual through the internet. One must make the request and wait for a positive response before proceeding with the knocking of any boots

Will you intervire with me?

by Geekbird May 3, 2005

intervines

Analogous to the blagotubes and interwebs, the intervines are the information superhighway for plants. Theorized to exist as the communication vector in many evil-tentacle-plant movies. (such as The Ruins) Not to be confused with 'intervenes', damn it!

The plant kingdom routinely communicates via the intervines.

"Mathias, you haven't been answering my calls... gimme a ring when you've got a minute. See ya soon." - The intervines

by tbonaz April 13, 2008

Interview Shoes

New pointed stiletto shoes, black with a red rim. Wanted by track but too exclusive. As only queen bellay is authed to wear them. Only come out on special occasions e.g. interviews and t.rex partys. Specialised walk required know as the shuffle.

Arr just shuffling out for a cig in my interview shoes.

by G Raff April 17, 2006