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internets slang

A vernacular or speech characterized by several conventions, such as the deliberate misspelling of common words, gratuitous pluralization and the elevation of a concept called "The Lulz" (or spoken in Internets Slang, "Teh Lulz") to the level of godhood.

example of bastardization or deliberate misspelling of common words:
instead of "the", "teh".

instead of "more", "moar".
instead of "is", "iz"
this "iz" just a small sampling, and other words not normally bastardized or misspelled may be bastardized and misspelled, as long as "teh" resulting word "iz" lulzy. (funny)

example of "gratuitous pluralization":
instead of "woman", "womens" ex: i saw that pretty white womens walking down "teh" street.
these words elevated to the highest form of pluralization also apply to the normally pluralized
word:
ex: where da white womens at ex: white womens, black womens, theys all be womens

"Internets Slang" iz also characterized by "wut" (what in Internets Slang) teh unwashed uninitiated would call "incorrect tense"

ex: I will has teh cheeseburger n fries.

Many incorrectly mistake "Internets Slang" for teh ebonics. Internets Slang iz infinitely cooler and moar lulzy than teh ebonics, amirite....???????

(Internets Slang is also characterized by gratuitous pluralization, az in teh above sentence.)
It's not teh ebonics, it's that internets slang. You'd better get up on it.
by Packet Man December 4, 2014
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how are your internets

A phrase that comprises a filler introductory question for a friend on the internet and net speak. It is often used with "hay thar" or another appropriate greeting. Synonymous with "how are you doing?" IRL.
hay thar it's been forever how are your internets this evening?
by Flizzo My Nizzo November 10, 2008
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Internetisis

An illness, caught by spending too much time on the internet. Symptoms include; using 'lol' or other acronyms as words in everyday life, declaring actual objects to be photoshopped and sticking captions to cats.
Person 1: I think you'll find that you're mistaken
Person 2: omg! stfu!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Internetisis, I have a note from my doctor.
Person 1: Oh, I see. Hope it gets better.
Person 2: yeah, me too, lol.
by SpaceCadet404 March 29, 2009
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internetizing

1. The process of reading and or subscribing to RSS feeds.

2. Using the website Stumbleupon for long periods of time.
Girl 1: What are you doing?

Boy 1: Internetizing. It's the new trend. Check out this awesome RSS feed!

Girl 1: Uhm...?

Boy 1: Look it up in Urban Dictionary
by X22 February 1, 2009
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internetical

mathematical equations and formulas that were compiled, brewed and distilled in the internets' basement.
roots from intertetics i.e. internet mathematics

"min dating age formula from xkcd dating pools comic"
man 1: dude i just met this 43 year old and im gonna start dating her. is that creepy?

man 2: lets use the internetical equation for it. (age/2+7=minimum dating age)
43/2+7=28.5
ya it will be unless your older than 29............ dont do it.
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Internetumpire

internetumpire is a popular tweleb who is known for humor and sarcasm. He is best knows for trashing RCB team and the fanbase, he is good at it. everyone should have an internetumpire in their life.
i dont know ask internetumpire he knows everything.
by weirdandsmol September 18, 2023
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internetian

A blog commenter that remains anonymous and whose logic and argumentative tendencies are so ridiculous or annoying as to conclude that his or her existence is only practicable and sustainable in the anonymous ether of the internet.
You internetians are no longer welcome here on my blog. Your comments will be deleted from now on.
by Archonon March 14, 2010
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