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Girl of Interest (GOI)

A word to use when trying to define someone you are interested in. She is not your girlfriend and she is not a friend...she is someone you are interested in.
Are you going out with the Girl of Interest (GOI) tonight?
by GuzK February 22, 2011
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cockslap interception

When youre slapping your cock across a girls face and she grabs it mid slap with her teeth looks up at you and growls
I never even knew nice girls could pull a cockslap interception. I only got that from back alley Ho's before
by flapjackal May 23, 2015
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interestify

To purposefully mishear in order to make more interesting
Person 1: Yea apparently Bob and Sheila are going through a divorce
Person 2: Bob and Sheila are eating through a horse?
Person 1: What?? No, they're getting a divorce
Person 1: Oh, thats way less interesting, so I had to interestify it.
by DarthDeadPool May 6, 2018
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dish interest

Extra dishes accrued when they have been sitting in the sink for longer than the pre-determined acceptable length by individuals of the same household.

The customary rate of dish interest is one piece of cutlery or small dish per day added to the heap of dishes belonging to the owner.

Dish interest is an attempt to dissuade individuals from leaving their dishes in the sink unwashed for too long. It should be noted that this policy often backfires and results in an insurmountable amount of dishes.
Joe: He's been lagging on dishes for a week now. It's time my roommate starts accruing some dish interest.

Bob: Dude! just buy a dishwasher!
by DocOnDuty February 4, 2010
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Wow, Very Interesting

When someone says something that intrigues you, so you say "Wow, Very Interesting"
It started when a young chinese man was in the news: caption NOW: LIFE IN THE MEDIEVAL TOWN WITH HANYONG AND THE KING OF YORK
people say this whenever something Interesting happens but you want to emphasize it
Person 1: "Hey did you hear that Donald Trump killed JFK"
Person 2: "Wow, Very Interesting
by Real Chinese Citizen March 21, 2021
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interesting

"what is you definition of interesting?
Oh God, Oh God, we're all going to die"
by taco lord October 3, 2011
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gentlemans' special interest

porn" is a very subjective term, it's "gentlemans' special interest
by Fnorder June 19, 2010
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