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"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"
by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023
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INFANT SPOON

IT'S A DELIVERY OPTION AT RELENTKESS where PHISHING is not an OPTION before FISHING.
Look just stick that INFANT SPOON up your PRIME ASSH0LE and when you pull it out after you FEEL THE DELIVERY has arrived as please STICK A ROUND as you will find the DELIVERY MAN as he happens to be real ANAL about getting those package deliveries to you BUT AMAZON is still saying no TO A NEW YORK NEW YORK HEADQUARTERS but that BLUE ARROW is a salute to POOR ROT.
by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL July 9, 2022
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Infantism

The life or adventures of an infant
Hey did you get your personal essay on Infantism done yet?
No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby.
by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019
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infant misery

it means you were a fucking mistake the moment you were born
look at this little infant misery ass bitch
you were an infant misery from the moment you could walk, no, even before that. the moment you came out the womb
by gojo satoru March 11, 2021
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infant head

When a breast implant is the size of an infants head!
Look at the infant heads on that one!
by Small head big boobs October 10, 2013
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Kick an Infant Day

A legal day where you can kick any infant,

small child, or even pregnant women for no good reason at all.
Sasha : Did you hear its national 'Kick an Infant Day' ?

Eren : Yeah, why dont we go hit up the hospital?
by cecile sucks November 11, 2020
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infant raj

He is smart, loyal, more knowledgeable.

He helps everyone

Like a leader like a boss

If you see anyone like a boss he is infant
by Oxford malli girl March 13, 2024
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