Patient Zero Day

As "Patient Zero" refers to the first known infected case in a zombie plague, Patient Zero Day is the celebration of the coming of the first ever zombie- that zombie is Jesus Christ. (Patient Zero Day is Easter).

"Happy Patient Zero Day! Did the bunny give you chocolate eggs?"

by seepyseedy March 31, 2013

negative patient care outcome

Political correct term for death expirenced while at the hospital: see alsobit the shit

I was told your husband was in the hospital and was shocked to hear he had a negative patient care outcome.

by vernon February 3, 2004

cancer patient lookin ass

A little cunt ass bitch that looks like a 4 ft tall banana lookin ass cunt bitch boy and sells his man pussy for money for his cocane addiction (he’s gay too)

What a funny lookin cancer patient lookin ass

you got there fella

by Boiiwantthisusername December 4, 2017

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient?

Don’t make any rash decisions

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

by Buechel July 23, 2022

chemo patient

While performing anal sex, you shave all of the hair off your partners head, ejaculate all over it and make them eat it.

If my girlfiends hair would ever grow back I'd give her another chemo patient.

by Zane and David May 2, 2008

Patient

A person you would usually see in a hospital or a doctors office
Or is a person who can wait for a long time

And for you nerds out there, “Patient” is a scrapped remix composed by Toby Fox for the song “Doctor” from Homestuck. It later then got remixed into Another Medium for Undertale, which is what Toby is most well known for

Guy 1: Wow, that guy must be really patient
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s been sitting in the doctors office for 5 hours now!

by SJPrower August 24, 2022

Patient Cook

Patient cook, unlike actual cook, is not cooking. There, the word cook itself is homonym to cuck, as in cuckold. So patient cook is a guy who is very endured being obviously humiliated by a girl and/or her boyfriend.

Sam: I have driven 250 miles to see her only to find out she had a boyfriend who were with us the whole time.

You: Whoa, what a Patient Cook you are.

by MikeToreno May 18, 2024