IMP

acronym for Insert My Penis.

G: Dude, check out the ass on that one!
E: Ya, I should definitely IMP...

by shark July 15, 2004

IMP

Insane Monster Period. When your monthly cycle is particularly bad and/or driving you insane.

Pronounced like "imp", like the tiny devil that it is (not I-M-P like an abbreviation.)

Why are you stumbling around like a drunken psychopath?" "Oh, I'm just going to pass out from blood loss from this stupid IMP.

by midnightflame September 3, 2011

Imp

Something very cool. come from the brokenness of the card Chimney Imp

Dude, that game is teh imp.

by Daenyth October 16, 2004

Imp slap

The act of being slapped by a midget.

Damn, Joffrey just got imp slapped!
You can't imp slap the king!
midget pimp slap dwarf slap

by DireWolf222 July 10, 2014

Chimney Imp

The second most over powered Magic the Gathering card ever printed. A card of such extreme power that it has been known to make lesser players cry.

"Dude, that kid just beat my Vintage dredge deck in one turn with his Chimney Imp deck."

by lampsarenice February 6, 2012

Bitless Imp

The most devastating insult especially for men. In a argument you will loose all of your health points.

No. your story is over, you bitless imp.

by Spaghettiahater101 January 29, 2022

Butter Imp

Someone who looks like...
A) A melted GI Joe figurine
B) Jabba the Hutt in a sauna
C) The sweaty lovechild of Herman Munster and Grimace
D) All of the above

Ted Cruz is probably my favorite butter imp.

by GRANDPASTOECHEESE April 20, 2018