IMP

acronym for Insert My Penis.

G: Dude, check out the ass on that one!
E: Ya, I should definitely IMP...

by shark July 15, 2004

IMP

Insane Monster Period. When your monthly cycle is particularly bad and/or driving you insane.

Pronounced like "imp", like the tiny devil that it is (not I-M-P like an abbreviation.)

Why are you stumbling around like a drunken psychopath?" "Oh, I'm just going to pass out from blood loss from this stupid IMP.

by midnightflame August 06, 2011

Imp

Something very cool. come from the brokenness of the card Chimney Imp

Dude, that game is teh imp.

by Daenyth October 16, 2004

Imp slap

The act of being slapped by a midget.

Damn, Joffrey just got imp slapped!
You can't imp slap the king!
midget pimp slap dwarf slap

by DireWolf222 July 10, 2014

Chimney Imp

The second most over powered Magic the Gathering card ever printed. A card of such extreme power that it has been known to make lesser players cry.

"Dude, that kid just beat my Vintage dredge deck in one turn with his Chimney Imp deck."

by lampsarenice January 20, 2012

Bitless Imp

The most devastating insult especially for men. In a argument you will loose all of your health points.

No. your story is over, you bitless imp.

by Spaghettiahater101 January 29, 2022

Imp cow

A term that refers to goats.

I've seen an imp cow that was walking down the road

by Funny squid August 20, 2021