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imaginary friend

For Christians, is Jesus.
For Muslims, is Allah.
For Jews, is Jehovah.
For Zaroastrians, is Ahura-Mazda.
Q: What's the difference between a Christian and a Five-year-old child?

A: A Five-year-old child doesn't insist that his imaginary friend is King of the Universe.
by ChipSlap August 20, 2006
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imaginary friend

An imaginary friend is a friend that only you can see and talk to.

Imaginary friends can have many diffrent ages and nationalitys
I have one brazilian, 3 mexican and 1 chilean imaginary friends
by Reila May 30, 2017
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Imaginary Sniper

Somewhat along the lines of a hand gun, it is an invisible sniper that you take out of it's invisible case. You assemble it and pretend to shoot someone. Afterwards, you dissaseble it and put it back in it's case. Invented by Jon Lancaster.
Me- where's your imaginary sniper?
Jon- opens invisible case and makes increasingly weird hand gestures and shoots me
by MaximumOverdrive January 21, 2009
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imagiword

A word that's not in the dictionary, but totally made up by some random guy's crazy imagination so maybe, just maybe he's word will get in the "urbandictionary word of the day".
Dude1 : Dude, those "word of the day" words I get in my mail are so fecking funny...
Dude2 : Yeah I know dude!
Dude1 : I'm gonna make up my own word and submit it, maybe it's getting in the "word of the day"!
Dude2 : Dude, you'r going to make up an imagiword?
by Farbror Fazer September 2, 2007
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Imaginary Tales

Fictional stories or plots whose characters are the complex numbers or imaginary numbers—conversations among these once-ostracized numbers among mathematicians would allow listeners or readers to get intimate with their beautiful numerical properties.
Mrs. Jones thought that teaching complex numbers via imaginary tales might be a more interesting and creative way to introduce these “fictional numbers” to her students.
by MathPlus December 27, 2017
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1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.
" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"
by Ronald Cousins November 25, 2006
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imaginaryware

In economics, intangible commodities that have at best only fleeting value.

Imaginaryware includes MP3 downloads, recluse catnip "friends list" on Myspace, contributions to internet forums and urban dictionary, cell phone conversations limited to stating one's whereabouts, and every text message - past present and future.
Economies based on the production and consumption of imaginaryware are doomed to implode and be replaced by economies based on the production of goods that retain value over time.
by DrippingGoofball March 20, 2008
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