icing the log

to masterbate while on the toilet

'wheres john and whats that noise?'

Reply:

'he went upstairs to toilet, I think hes icing the log'

by Andy Tillson December 14, 2007

Icing the Kicker

A term referring to the occurrence of an unexpected delay in an already tense or anxiety-filled situation that causes the build-up of even more tension or anxiety. Originates from the term used to describe the act of calling a time out on the football field right before a field goal kick in order to give the kicker more time to think and thus more time to build up nervousness.

Example 1
"Dude, I waited outside for her in my car for 30 minutes!"
"That sucks man."
"Yeah...all that waiting totally threw off my mojo for our first date."
"Classic case of "icing the kicker", man."

Example 2
Ryan crammed up to the last second for his microbiology test, only to have his professor "ice the kicker" by passing out the test 10 minutes after everyone was seated.

by trumpetdude January 27, 2010

Icing the brownies

-phrase used to describe the act of defecation and release of ejaculate on to said defecation (shitting a pile and jerking one out to top it off)

What is taking you so long in the bathroom? You've been in there over an hour! Are you icing the brownies?

by xtnjnz March 20, 2010

Icing on the Cake

The final hit that sends you over the edge from pretty high to wrecked.

Guys, this next hit is really going to be the icing on the cake, we should probably head home soon... I hope my parents are asleep!

by giller cakes January 1, 2007

Icing the Muffin

Icing the muffin is where you ejaculate on the muffin top of a woman.
Because once you put icing on a muffin it is now a cupcake.

She has a cute little muffin top.
Yes and I am going to put some icing on that muffin. AKA Icing the Muffin

by MechisX October 17, 2016

Icing on a knife

1) A person who is batshit crazy
2) someone who is so high they become a bat

You should have seen her at the party she was icing on a knife.

by Deadxroses June 2, 2018

Icing the korker

A method of extracting information through witchcraft or sorcery

Why they shove The Dude's head in the toilet like that and pee on his rug? They shoulda tried icing the korker.

by regulatorJ September 6, 2018