Icelandic Icepick

The act of defecating into a condom (optional) and freezing it. The condom filled with frozen feces is then used to penetrate a partner's oriface.

Mother: Your father fucked in my ass last night with a frozen turd.

Child: Oh, we call that the Icelandic Icepick.

by Dr. Pickles January 29, 2009

Icelandic Woodchipper

Shitting in a guys mouth and proceeding to punch him in the stomach so he spits it out like a woodchipper

Alice shit in John’s mouth and punched him in the gut for an Icelandic Woodchipper.

by SadPuppy7 September 18, 2019

iceland plumber

a form of either self or group pleasure; it is performed when one applies a liberal dosing of toothpaste to the extremities of the lower intestine (see anus). its origins can be traced to the ancient greeks. not to be confused for the Finnish Card-swipe.

ashley was a tad horny. Without her toys, she found herself a tube of toothpaste and proclaimed, "Tonight, I will perform the iceland plumber!"

by the-chronic-hygenic March 9, 2011

Icelandic Sanddune

When you rip someone's breast off and wear it as a hat.

A famous example of an Icelandic Sanddune is Courtney Love

by Kano2864212 January 31, 2008

Icelandic volcano

When something small and of little significance causes a major and disproportionate clusterf*** for a huge number of people.

Boss: Why were you late for work?

Employee: A car broke down on I-5 and turned into an Icelandic volcano... I couldn't move for hours.

by retailguy April 18, 2010

iceland lumberjack

When a man puts an ice pack on his dick until it’s gets cold then yells timberr as he proceeds to smack his partner with his wood

“I hit my girl with an Iceland lumberjack jays night!”

by Widdokiddo October 12, 2018

Iceland Snow

Cocaine in Iceland.

"Bjork predicts a 30% chance of Iceland Snow in her forecast."

by Fargo Forbes The Yacht Leaser March 4, 2009