iPhoneitis

After looking at your iPhone for an extended period of time you become near sighted.

I can't read the words on the tv, I have been playing candy crush for three hours on my iPhone, I have iPhoneitis.

by DonnyKidd June 28, 2014

Iphone

The most well known phone brands (best phone)

What phone do you have

iPhone 12 plus

So do I

by Da definishanz November 13, 2020

Iphone

An expensive ass overpriced phone that everyone in my school won't shut the fuck up about.

Rich kid: omg you got the Iphone 12 XS S Large V2.0 Wireless charging!

Everyone who has an IQ over 1: Shut the fuck up.

by haha this is name March 9, 2021

IPhone

A device which lets you watch porn while taking a shit.

Man, IPhones are such amazing devices.

by Hetzer88888 June 16, 2018

iPhone

The best and most well none phone brand ever created. Loved by many smart and intelligent people. BEST EVER PHONESSSS!

“What phone do you have?”

“I have IPhone 12 plus”

“SAME!”

by Da definishanz November 13, 2020

iPhone

A fancy looking brick.

I bought a $600 paperweight today. Some people like to call it an iPhone.

by rtil August 6, 2008

Iphone

something that always gets stolen.

yesterday i brought my iphone to school and someone stole it.

by iammothernature August 14, 2009