lactose intolerant

lactose intolerant is a term mfs use to disguise their submissive stomach

john cena : I can’t eat bing chilling because i’m lactose intolerant

me : shut your ass up

me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach

by meloballer_ April 8, 2023

Blacktose intolerant

A subtle way of saying you are either a racist or afraid of black people

Dude1: how about we hit Cameron up on our way? He said he's free in the afternoon
Dude2: nah sorry man I'm blacktose intolerant

by Scheix August 23, 2019

Factos Intolerance

When a brain is not able to break down and digest facts. Derived from the Spanish word 'Factos'(meaning facts) made popular to the English speaking community by Cristiano Ronaldo.

Nah Travis isn't better than Eminem or 50 cent you have factos Intolerance

by suhaimofshawarma October 17, 2023

Female intolerant

This is when a male creature (normally a sad human) cannot tolerate the other sex. This often causes the human to buy body pillows and watch anime with a big tiddy goth gf body pillow next to them

Why wont females talk to me? Am i just "female intolerant"

by That one you hate ;( July 20, 2018

Hypnos Intolerance

The inability to be hypnotized characterized by, but not limited to: willful choice not to undergo hypnosis, not to use self hypnosis, not to hypnotize others, thwarting covert hypnosis and firm, strong feelings about hypnosis.

People with hypnos intolerance perversely refuse to be hypnotized and have their reasons, despite the stories of success, benefit and the positive experience of others. Actually, being hypnos intolerant is a good thing. Without hypnosis in your life, you have more self-control.

by Info2go November 7, 2018

Prophylactose intolerant

Someone who doesn't like utilyzing condoms or commonly known as prophylactics. As in can't tolerate jim hats, rubbers etc. Typically most known to men.

I got a date tonight and she is so fine I will tell her before dinner that I am prophylactose intolerant.

by Spank Master Boogie April 21, 2018

Racktose Intolerant

Racktose intolerance: The inability to digest the drug known rack, either by peer pressure or by choice. The basis for Racktose intolerance is the lack of an being able to make the decision to do the drug by your choice. The most common symptoms of Racktose intolerance are loss of friends, social status, and money.

Dak "oi come smash this line boyo"
Stef "Nah I'm Racktose Intolerant"

by Zenmang January 11, 2019