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anal conversion

The act of converting rounded-off figures in one system of measurement to another to far too many digits.
Astronomer to local reporter: With only eye witness accounts, you can't be very accurate, but I'd say the meteorite was one hundred metric tons and exploded a five thousand meters altitude.

Newspaper article: From eyewitness accounts, local astronomer Dr. Hilbert pinned down the rock as being 220,400 lb. and exploding at 16,404 ft altitude.

Astronomer, reading the article: That's anal conversion! I sound like a charlatan!
by AbnormalBoy May 17, 2004
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2-point conversion

the sexual act of while in doggy-style, the guy pulls out of the vagina and inserts his penis into the girl's asshole, and then ejaculates. It is only considered a 2-point conversion when you surprise them with it.
I brought Jenny back from the bar last night and gave her the 2-point conversion, she was surprised to say the least.
by KeepitFRATTY June 14, 2011
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Conversion therapy

Conversion therapy is a form of brainwashing usually done as a religious practice to '' pray away the gay'' and is totally unethical and cruel. one of the more common methods is associating the gender they are attracted to with a certain thing they dislike and should be a banned thing.
by anonymous March 21, 2021
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Mobile Virgin Conversion Unit

A vehicle that has been customized to serve as a mobile place in which to have sex; a vehicle with a reputation as a sexual hotspot.
"So I said to her, "have you ever seen the backseat of a '95 LeSabre Custom?" and I took her out to the old Mobile Virgin Conversion Unit and started doing the no pants dance."
by Chuck Ford October 25, 2011
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rectal inversion

Insulting description of a person whose condition is "full of shit" because his or her ass points inward, directing excrement there.
I don't care what Erika says, I know that Pierre didn't give her a Cincinatti brown out last night, she is such a rectal inversion.

Khrystal's pimp called her a rectal inversion when she insisted that she only made $40 last night.
by mr pinky June 23, 2007
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Outcome Conversion

To crash the hopes of a hater because was hoping that you would fail at something that he was setting up for you to fail. And the opposite happened, you succeeded.
Dude was hoping that I didn't get the girl, the job and hoping that my project would fail to make me look out, too bad for him, I got a outcome conversion.
by WordsSmithSmarts April 24, 2014
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courtesy conversion

The act of expressing a number in both your own unit of measurement, and the unit of measurement used by the listener, out of courtesy.
J: It's 28°C, or 82.4°F, in my room right now, at 2:30 AM!
M: Thanks for the courtesy conversion.
by MrJelle July 21, 2017
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