I think i just did

A cocky and sassy comeback that usually leaves people speechless

person1: Hey Shut the hell up. person2: Don't you tell me to shut up. person1: uhh I think i just did. person2: ................

by Mark Wilson Jr February 17, 2009

I wish I could do that

Joke. When you see a buddy's dog licking his dick and you say,"I wish I could do that." Your buddy replies,"Go ahead,but,he's liable to bite you."

"I wish I could do that" is what you say when you see a dog licking his dick.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

I promise I won't tell

The biggest lie anyone has ever told; everyone has used this at least once

Person 1- I can't tell you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you

by SCHMUR September 26, 2013

i~i

Universal sign of communication.

i~i: Connection established.

by mistify October 11, 2008

I wish I could but I don’t want to

Phoebe Buffay said this in the show Friends

When you aren’t in the mood of doing something but you wanna be polite

For example : Can you help me doing my laundry?
I wish I could but I don’t want to

by Ross-a-tron January 19, 2021

I think I broke a hamstring...

What you say when you think you are hurt, or not ok.

Person 1: Are you OK?
Person 2: No, I think I broke a hamstring...

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 5, 2021

I&I

Acronym stands for Intercouse and Intoxication

How about some R&R? Nah I want some I&I!

by anthony kf September 25, 2005