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chocolate hostage

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.
Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage
by MJ January 1, 2005
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cheating husband

A man who cheats on you and has unprotected sex with a whore (only twice he says) and then the whore gets pregnant, and he tries to blame you for doing it!
my cheating husband got his whore pregnant
by retrotess December 9, 2008
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Free the Chocolate Hostage

To Have a Shit
I'll be back in half an hour, i'm just gonna free the chocolate hostage
by chutneyferret January 21, 2004
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Husain

Husain is a handsome guy who has a lot of friends always look out for him he is so hot
I have the best friend in the world he is So Husain
by Max maz October 30, 2019
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houstard

noun: a person uneducated about home ownership, maintenance, etc.
"The roof should be ok unless it's leaking. But then again what do I know...I'm a houstard."
by Cazimi May 28, 2009
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Stag husband

A dominant monogamous husband who shares his wife with other men during sex for his or her sexual pleasure
Shelia loved her Stag Husband because he was dominant and not a cuckhold while sharing his wife during sex
by Stag Husband December 2, 2016
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submissive husband

a husband who defers decision making to his wife, also one who submits to his wife's whims, wishes, orders, commands and requests. The submissive husband's main goal in their relationship is to make sure that all her needs are met, both in and out of the bedroom. Often submissive husbands will abstain from sexual release unless directed by the wife. A submissive husband will likely do most if not all household chores in addition to providing pampering services to his wife on a regular basis. One of the main characteristics of a submissive husband is that they have willingly given up control of their marriage in all areas to their wife.
Since re-defining their relationship years ago, Mary had taken on the role of the Dominant Wife and Tom and become the submissive husband. Mary makes the decisions and Tom's main goal is to be the most obedient and mindful husband to Mary.
by happysubbyhubby May 16, 2012
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