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Dirty Humphrey Davy

Forcing a light bulb of any desirable size into a rectum and kicking it until it breaks
Bitch almost broke my dick so I gave her a dirty Humphrey Davy.
by SHitFiStER101 February 24, 2011
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Humphreyism

1. When you want other people to take care of you but you are fine.

2. People talk to you but you act like you dont hear them.

3. You ask people for things you have already and most times you have more than one.

4. Your family work all day and night preparing food for you and you complain that it is not good. Also asks why you didn't cook it his way.

5. You eat the whole plate of food and when someone asks you how was it you say it was ok or could of been better.

6. You put salt on your potatoe chips and everything else that you put in your mouth.

7. Usually drive trucks i.e. Dump trucks or pickups or Ford Expeditions.

8. Only calls someone when he needs something.

9. If you ask a Humphrey a question if he doesn't know he mumbles the answer back to so you can't understand.

10. If you need help he is no where to be found
Humphreyism is alive and well.

That is Humphreyism at its core basic level.

Oh boy that is a Humphrey for you.

Stop being a Humphrey that is not nice.
by BurnBaby June 11, 2006
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maddy humphrey

BOY 1: wow she’s a maddy humphrey look at that!
BOY 2 : OMG she is as well!
by annabella67 April 15, 2020
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lily humphrey

a very weird girl who doesnt know when to shut up
by ppppy.austin April 4, 2023
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Humphrey Suit

Wearing nothing on bottom while wearing clothing up top, a la Australia's favourite children's character Humphrey B Bear, who wore a vest, a tie and a hat, but no pants.
"When the Jehovah's Witnesses come knocking, I like to answer the door in my Humphrey Suit."
by Fuzzybricker October 20, 2014
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roger wayne humphreys

Dead beat dad that lives in Brunswick, Georgia. Drunkard, fat and sellout to children.

Likes to kiss his bosses nuts. Married to fat spic with tacky hair.
Roger Wayne Humphreys is a loser and eats too much. A heart attack ready to happen.
by The Word1 November 9, 2017
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Humphrey Milton

Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers
"Who is whiskers" Oh that's Humphrey Milton isn't he sweet.
by MilesMilton January 5, 2022
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