Dirty Humphrey Davy

Forcing a light bulb of any desirable size into a rectum and kicking it until it breaks

Bitch almost broke my dick so I gave her a dirty Humphrey Davy.

by SHitFiStER101 February 24, 2011

Humphreyism

1. When you want other people to take care of you but you are fine.

2. People talk to you but you act like you dont hear them.

3. You ask people for things you have already and most times you have more than one.

4. Your family work all day and night preparing food for you and you complain that it is not good. Also asks why you didn't cook it his way.

5. You eat the whole plate of food and when someone asks you how was it you say it was ok or could of been better.

6. You put salt on your potatoe chips and everything else that you put in your mouth.

7. Usually drive trucks i.e. Dump trucks or pickups or Ford Expeditions.

8. Only calls someone when he needs something.

9. If you ask a Humphrey a question if he doesn't know he mumbles the answer back to so you can't understand.

10. If you need help he is no where to be found

Humphreyism is alive and well.

That is Humphreyism at its core basic level.

Oh boy that is a Humphrey for you.

Stop being a Humphrey that is not nice.

by BurnBaby June 11, 2006

Nash Humphrey

Nash's forehead is bigger than his future

Nash Humphrey likes men

by fortfag February 9, 2021

Humphrey

When a female lays on her back and make a fist with her hand so you can make love to it.

My lady was on her rag so she gave me a Humphrey.

by Diddypop October 30, 2021

Humphrey

A person who knows your name but you don't know theirs

That guys such a humphrey. I see him everyday but I can't seem to remember his name

by Pseudozer March 5, 2021

Humphrey Milton

Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers

"Who is whiskers" Oh that's Humphrey Milton isn't he sweet.

by MilesMilton January 5, 2022

steamed Humphrey

A sexual act in which your partner sits on your toes while fondling your balls and inserting your penis into their ear until you’re close to ejaculating. At that point, they then insert the penis into their right nostril and allow the climax to occur while screaming “Humphrey.”

Goddamn gents, Frida give me such a good steamed Humphrey the other night, she’s still blowing it out of her nose.

by Bitcheloid January 24, 2023