by SHitFiStER101 February 07, 2011
1. When you want other people to take care of you but you are fine.
2. People talk to you but you act like you dont hear them.
3. You ask people for things you have already and most times you have more than one.
4. Your family work all day and night preparing food for you and you complain that it is not good. Also asks why you didn't cook it his way.
5. You eat the whole plate of food and when someone asks you how was it you say it was ok or could of been better.
6. You put salt on your potatoe chips and everything else that you put in your mouth.
7. Usually drive trucks i.e. Dump trucks or pickups or Ford Expeditions.
8. Only calls someone when he needs something.
9. If you ask a Humphrey a question if he doesn't know he mumbles the answer back to so you can't understand.
10. If you need help he is no where to be found
2. People talk to you but you act like you dont hear them.
3. You ask people for things you have already and most times you have more than one.
4. Your family work all day and night preparing food for you and you complain that it is not good. Also asks why you didn't cook it his way.
5. You eat the whole plate of food and when someone asks you how was it you say it was ok or could of been better.
6. You put salt on your potatoe chips and everything else that you put in your mouth.
7. Usually drive trucks i.e. Dump trucks or pickups or Ford Expeditions.
8. Only calls someone when he needs something.
9. If you ask a Humphrey a question if he doesn't know he mumbles the answer back to so you can't understand.
10. If you need help he is no where to be found
Humphreyism is alive and well.
That is Humphreyism at its core basic level.
Oh boy that is a Humphrey for you.
Stop being a Humphrey that is not nice.
That is Humphreyism at its core basic level.
Oh boy that is a Humphrey for you.
Stop being a Humphrey that is not nice.
by BurnBaby June 01, 2006
by annabella67 April 15, 2020
by ppppy.austin April 04, 2023
The simp of the group, he will do anything for said girl he likes and be a 24hour personal taxi business for them. Will typically fall into love triangles or squares.
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
Loves to think he is the alpha because of a job title “bar manager” but really, he’s a Likkle boy.
Trim is a solid 7/10
*boys driving past a silver fiesta*
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
Tom “is that Owen Humphreys”
Cook “I don’t know, is the a girl in the passenger seat”
Tom “of course”
by Lewis Bayley April 14, 2020
he is only focused on athletics. He doesn't care about people's feelings . just when you think he likes you back he says sports is more important than someone willing to care for him. he is selfish, rude, doesn't care when your down and deserves to burn in hell. He will be nice and then ruin your life. Don't trust him. this is not about a celebrity.
by k-lynn13 November 05, 2020
Wearing nothing on bottom while wearing clothing up top, a la Australia's favourite children's character Humphrey B Bear, who wore a vest, a tie and a hat, but no pants.
by Fuzzybricker October 21, 2014