hummer

Hummer is a homosexual, someone that bums people, bummer, stick those two words together and you got a big Hummer.
That guy has got a dress on, What a fuckin Hummer!!
by Spurtreynolds June 22, 2004
mugGet the hummermug.

hummer

Quite a fat fly that buzzes around,is yellow and black and makes some runny stuff that tastes shite on toast
A hummer flew past me and I squashed the fucker with the back of my hand
by Davidicus Bartominus June 19, 2003
mugGet the hummermug.

hummer

Now out of production, but still one of the most kick ass yet most hated vehicles ever made. Hated by many who would JUMP at the chance to own one, it is simply a one of a kind vehicle that was made for those who can afford one, and is one of few vehicles that can give the jeeps a run for their money. Its incredibly capable off road, but can still look damn good pulling up to a fine restaurant or event. There are three models, all equally impressive for different reasons. If your lucky enough to own one, get ready for dirty looks, sneering, and middle fingers. Its ok, they all secretly would own one if they could. Let em have their Prius....
I took my Hummer off road this morning, and stopped at Tavern on the Green on the way home.
by Super Bored at Work January 23, 2015
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hummer

Hold on love I can't do it now I'm taking the Hummer out for a hardcore urban blast.
by Dobbo June 19, 2003
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Hummer

A hilarious name for oral sex. Often used as a joke, when people think the Hummer H series vehicles.
Son: Daddy, I want a hummer for christmas.

Dad: (laughing) Me too, son. Me too.
by Armthehobos September 25, 2007
mugGet the Hummermug.

the hummer

when a handjob is given to a man, the giver hums directly onto his testicles causing greater stimulation, much like a vibrator would do
by eavsy November 21, 2007
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hummers

blowjobs, gobbies, headjobs, pretty much the act of sucking anothers penis
Hummers and a chicken feed, all in one.
by Chode 2551 August 27, 2009
mugGet the hummersmug.

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