hysterical pregnancy

A psychological disorder where one wants so badly to be pregnant that one actually believes one is.

The members of N'Sync were hospitalized and treated for hysterical pregnancy, that shit is whack.

by moPop July 20, 2008

hystericals

People having a primarily emotional and fanatical reaction to a particular issue which is knee-jerk and hysterical. Such people often dedicate themselves to truthiness.

It would seem that a reasoned debate about condoms in schools is no longer possible now that the hystericals have joined in.

by Anonymous For This August 1, 2008

David Bell Hysteria

A type of behavious often exhibited upon first contact with David Belle; may cause a person to dress, talk - and, in extreme cases - assume the ego of said David. Condition generally wears off within a few months of non-David-contact time, but person still carries exaggerated opinions of David Bell and his exploits opinions of David Belle and his exploits

Drury : Whys tom dressing like that, he used to look like a hippie

Louis: oh he's got a touch of the David Bell hysteria

Drury: haha of we've all been there

Louis: Ahmen Brother

by AESIM November 2, 2008

hysteric

Uncontrollable

He is hysteric right now someone stop him!

by Soccerlover302 January 30, 2017

Hysterians

Any group of people that gets really upset about a topic or a happening.

The vegan hysterians cry "fowl" if you kill a chicken!

by Bev Maxwell December 26, 2007

hysterrible

Having both hysterical and terrible qualities, each of which intensifies the other. Describes something you laugh at, even though you know you shouldn't.

Have you heard the song "Special Olympics" by Stephen Lynch? Its hysterrible.

by Jeikun March 12, 2010

Hysteria Strength

Hysteria Strength or Hysterical Strength also referred to as Superhuman Strength is a genetic mechanism hardcoded into human DNA that is triggered during massive and life threatening scenarios. During such event the human brain, primarily the Hypothalamus triggers the muscle fibers to contract and in a single instance triggers all muscle fibers asynchronously. During this moment the body is capable of superhuman strength, and the person in such condition is capable of lifting anywhere from 500 to 1600 (1.6 tons) kilograms.

Such life saving mechanism comes at a cost, the cost is chance of ripping muscles tissues from bone, and permanently damaging muscles. It is also been proven that human body uses limited amount of its full muscles potential, as this allows the body to most efficiently operate.

In 2011, in Tampa, Florida, 6 ft 3 in (1.91 m), 295 lb (134 kg) college football player Danous Estenor lifted a 3,500 lb (1,600 kg) car off of a man who had been caught underneath. The man was a tow truck driver who had been pinned under the rear tire of a 1990 Cadillac Seville, which had lurched forward as he worked underneath it. The mans brain went into "Hysteria Strength" mode in order to save a stranger's life.

by ZeroToleranceCat September 21, 2013