Hovernight

Overly descriptive term for the location of a male who spends lots of time on dating sites and decides he knows someone well enough to spend the night, either sight-unseen or after just one date.

Q: "Is Dad home?"

A: "No, he's on a hovernight." (He brought his hovernight bag.)

by Rockafish January 29, 2021

Havering

To masturbate loudly with a pumice covered glove

Gonna be a busy weekend for me, I finally got the havering glove I ordered

by Pumicelove December 28, 2021

Hoovering

When a slut "vacuums" up all the available dick in any given radius.

How am I to get any dick tonight while Herbie is hoovering up the entire grindr grid.

by HerbieHoover September 16, 2022