feral housewife 

So if a domestic housewife is the proper stay at home mom type, cooks, cleans, watches the kids kind of wife

Then that would make the feral housewife the slutty bratty wife, doesn’t have kids and they party and have crazy mind blowing sex all the time.

A: Man, screw getting a domestic housewife, I want me a feral housewife.

B: A what?

A: You know? A girl that can hold her own. Talks back. And can fuck like an animal.

feral housewife by RibCage98 October 19, 2020

Hoochie Housewife

When you have a wife that has one foot in the relationship and one foot out of the relationship. (Wifeish)

Your wife is talking to other guys, shes nothing but a Hoochie Housewife!

Hoochie Housewife by Tythehealthyguy December 8, 2018

hutaos.housewife

One of my favs mutuals u are very cool if ur seeing this
This was made by user@reonamybeloved on TikTok! 😋

"Hey, do you follow hutaos.housewife on TikTok?

"No, but they seem cool i will right now!"

hutaos.housewife by ruishusband August 23, 2021

Canadian Housewife 

A stay at home mom who can't cook, clean nor supervise her 5+ children. Her husband eventually gives up and walks, but not without paying her child support. She makes new friends who in turn take advantage of her and her money. She and her girlfriends smoke like a coal plant. She eats take-out or orders delivery. The entire house is a disgusting mess. There are cigarette burns in the carpet, many many old food containers, old moldy dirty dishes piling in the sink, stains on the wall and the smell of stale nicotine permeates the air. The kids are unwashed. Their clothing are hand-me-downs of various out-dated styles. She's on anti-depressants and whole other cocktail of meds. She writes many letters to Oprah asking for help and money, which all go unanswered.

Building Inspector: What the fuck happened to this house!!!!!??? It's such a pig sty.

Landlord: Canadian Housewife.

Building Inspector: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

Landlord: Thanks a lot now I'll have to clean that up too.

Canadian Housewife by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010

holistic housewife 

Women that would really like to be feminist/hippie/environmental but they can't quite make it. They’re most likely too old, or almost republican. They usually drive their minivans the short distance to pick up healthful organic food for their husbands and children and sometimes take belly dance classes, but they will never dance it an actual show because that’s "scandalous"

anyone with a husband/kids whos a stay at home mom and buys organic food

"jeeze I wish my holistic housewife mom could walk to the store instead of driving and killing the planet"

holistic housewife by THE Katja February 13, 2007

bored housewife 

A woman who finds herself chained to the drudgery of her marital home and who is commonly easy pray to the lecherous advances of any passing lothario builder type who passes her way! She will (in her own mind) fasll head over heels for him when in reality she is just relishing the attention that her middle class professional husband is too tired to give her.

you know that bored housewife I'm working for, I reckon I'm in there.

bored housewife by adequate-d April 5, 2011

Bravo Housewife Hot

A level of hotness for a woman. Typically associated with upper class, older women who typically use plastic surgery to enhance their look. Large breasts are almost neccesary to be included in this level of hotness. A pretty face is not. The newest type of MILF.

You see that fine older dime piece over there. With those breasts, she's Bravo Housewife Hot.

Bravo Housewife Hot by spuds927 May 29, 2010