hoeless

a person with no hoes

mili: he’s so hoeless!
person: wow :(

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Homeless Head

The act of recieving head from homeless men and women. Often time the one recieving the head from the homeless will reward them with cash, beer, food stamps, rocks shaped like things, or trash bags loaded with gifts. Homeless head is dangerous due to the homeless unperdictable behavior. One could walk away with a bleeding crotch. Aslo see Prostitute, and bum.

1.Hey look it is Waldo's mom and she's giving some black dude homeless head.
2.I'm bored, I'm gonna get myself some homeless head.

by Bob Earl April 5, 2003

housecest

The act of sleeping with one of your roommates.

"After the kegger Steve went home, with Beth, and commited housecest"

by SeanTastic February 14, 2007

Homeless Casual

(n.) manner of dress most commonly characterized by raggity hats, holey jeans, beat up Nike sneakers from 1984 and usually accompanied by terribly managed hygiene and gross facial hair.

Johnny is dressed homeless casual this evening.

by Jordan G. January 19, 2008

naked homeless guy

A homeless guy who is naked.

I did a good thing today.

I took a picture of this naked homeless guy on the train, and I was totally going to submit it to Subway Douchery, but then I thought about it, and, like, what if that was me? So, you know, I did the hero thing. I deleted the picture from my phone.

But sometimes I think I'll never be able to delete the sorrow from my heart.

by Stu Jones March 17, 2013

homeless hurdle

The act of jumping over a homeless gentleman while he lies on a grate and or sidewalk.

Last friday evening was a busy one, i recorded three homeless hurdles walking down chestnut st.

by APerry January 28, 2009

homeless or hipster

an expression native to the westcoast of BC used to describe the confusion that arises when you can't tell if someone has spent a lot of money and time, trying to achieve the..."I-just-woke-up-this-morning-and-rolled-out-of-bed-and-didn't-even-look-in-the-mirror look or literally doesn't have a home.

Walking down the street with your girlfriends....

"Hey, check out that dude up there."

"Hm I dunno, homeless or hipster?"

"Oh shit, totally homeless!"

by anthropology217 February 19, 2012