Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.
I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.
by Mega Hemroids March 08, 2021
Oh Christ my stomach hurts.
Let’s contact Billy. He knows what to do. He’s a shit house doctor. Hope he is not out towing a car.
Let’s contact Billy. He knows what to do. He’s a shit house doctor. Hope he is not out towing a car.
by Milli1338 December 28, 2017
A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.
Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
by taggass March 27, 2007
when a guy is taking a mean shit and a slut comes and busts the restroom door open and sucks him off
after i ate three orders of spicy ass jumbo sour cream and bean burrito, i got the runs so i took a shit and leslies slutty ass came in and pulled a shit-house-bitch.
by cody and gilbert May 15, 2007
A term your buddy will use to describe a hot chick. You know she may be hot, but there is just no way to ever get with her because she looks to much like a dude.
friend "hey check her out"
you "she built like a brick shit house"
friend "wow, she's hot"
you "yeah okay" to yourself "how well do I know this dude, weirdo"
you "she built like a brick shit house"
friend "wow, she's hot"
you "yeah okay" to yourself "how well do I know this dude, weirdo"
by jackiebauer May 08, 2008
by FuckingHamstersForALiving March 21, 2017