House

(noun)
a building which functions as a home for human habitation, it usually consists of a ground floor and one or more upper storeys.

my house is too old and dusty, I want a new house to live in

by ryancflam October 9, 2016

Housed

Completely destroyed. Beaten down like the "the man" beats people down. Beaten with assistance of overwhelming odds. As in, I just beat you so bad, I took everything including down to your house. Think repo man.

Jesus, I just got housed.

by smakdaddi October 14, 2003

House

probably one of the best medical dramas ever to hit television, features Hugh Laurie, who plays the anti-social, sarcastic, pain in the ass doctor, who specializes in recognizing infectious diseases. He and his team of doctors take on extremely hard cases, House usually ends being right about the disease at the end of the day.

This show is truly great and it murders Scrubs.

Dr. House: (in a southern accent) Come on in, brothers and sister! Welcome to the house of the Lord!
Dr. Cameron: House, come on, the chapel?
Dr. House: We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. Brother, can you testify as to why this poor child’s eyeball rolled back into his head?
Dr. Chase: It’s consistent with jimsonweed poisoning — ocular paralysis.
(a man sitting in the pew gets up and leaves)
Dr. Chase: (whispering) Sorry.
Dr. House: The wicked shall deceive ye, because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots. His ocular muscle didn’t paralyze. It pirouetted.
Dr. Cameron: MS…
Dr. House: It is easier for a wise man to gain access to heaven…
Dr. Cameron: Can you stop that? Just say not MS!

by DecodeGiirl123 June 9, 2009

Housed

To be beat or overpowered (physically, in a game, in a challenge of words).

Derived from Schooled or Schoolhouse. Schoolhoused - school = housed.

See also: Owned.

You got housed.

Consider yourself housed.

by Garrett C. June 11, 2006

on the house

free of charge (often applied to food or drinks)

Have another beer, on the house.

by Light Joker August 21, 2005

housed

To get royally shitfaced or shitHOUSED.

If we get Becky housed, she'll flail her tits about the room at a ferocious pace.

by Jaggo March 20, 2004

House

Nothing more or less than the best TV show that ever was or ever will be. HOUSE FTW!!

House is the awesomest show ever. Never doubt it :)

by HouseLovah September 26, 2009