Mastic Hottness

Mastic Hotness refers to a female that is by all definitions hot, but has trashy qualities that reduce her true level of hottness.

"You see that whore by the Pathmark?? Yo, she's got that Mastic hottness!"

by Cornwallace19870 December 11, 2009

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Hott Pocketz

When standing around a bonfire, you thrust your hips outward to heat your pants pockets, so you may stick your hands in your pockets and cradle your balls with warmth.

Dude, let's hott pocketz this shit.

by Davezors December 02, 2008

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holy hottness

someone(guy) that is so extreamly hot that it's holy and you can't help but worship him

Garrett....omgoodness what a babe! rite borty!

by jordygurl28 May 28, 2005

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piping hott

at 384 degrees the contents of a moisture soaked object become piping hott

my spaghetti is piping hott

by j2mil406 May 23, 2010

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hottness monster

a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.

A: i have a new hottness monster, Jim on the football team
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...

by ary_luv March 06, 2009

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