Hot pocket

When a girl eat a cum sock

I gave that bih a hot pocket

by Lilbeepll June 8, 2021

Hot Pocket

When someone passes out at a party and you place an open Taco Bell Diablo Sauce packet in their armpit.

Dude passed out and got hot pockets.

by Sleevesrolledup April 29, 2021

Hot Pocketing

This is where, during sexual intercourse, the male participant would put his penis (or "hot pocket") into any orifice his partner may possess (in this case, this is known as the "microwave"). At this point, he and his partner would remain as still as possible in this position, with his hot pocket in his/her microwave, until his hot pocket would soften, fully thawed by the microwave. After this, both participants would be expected to go to sleep and/or weep silently.

Person 1: I walked in on my dad and my mom hot pocketing last night.
Person 2: Damn, how was it?
Person 1: Awesome, I wanna try it on my dog.

by MadCow789 April 5, 2015

Hot pocket

Giant pizza rolls
Retards with no brain cells think it means a woman's vagina

Guy 1: i like hot pockets
guy 2: As in va.....*gunshot*
Guy 1: *still holding gun* retard

by Jome Alma March 3, 2020

Hot Pocket

Slang word for vagina

Damn, you'll need a safari hat to get through her hot pocket.

by TheAllAmericanPreacher May 6, 2015

hot pocket

Pussy. The warm, moist inside of a pussy.

Damn look at the lips on that hot pocket, I'm trying to fuck!

by Ilovemesomeme February 17, 2006

Hot Pocket

This is when a male shits a fatty into her coochie and then rams it home.

*Only done by freaky Germans

by Diss-gust-ing September 18, 2003