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hot pockets

1. The most delicious form of evil. It tastes, looks, and smells good, but you practicly die of burns when you take a bite if you don't wait 5 minutes.
-What happened to your face?! Its all...charred!
-I had hot pockets last night.
by Ricky February 27, 2004
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The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")
That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.
by Sam F March 23, 2005
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by Falchion315 May 3, 2019
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Hot Pocket

White man who wears a red hat and is an ass hole
by Aleksander12 February 15, 2014
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When the person you have sleeping over shits in your fold out sleeper couch, doesn't clean it up, and folds the couch back up without telling you.
I'm not friends with Rob anymore.
Why?
He made a hot pocket with my fold out couch.
by xJcalx April 17, 2010
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Prison term: two pieces of white bread with mayonnaise smothered in between. The mayo sandwhich is then placed in the microwave to heat it up so it resembles a woman's vagina. It is then fucked.
When I got done with my hot pocket I gave it to mikey. He likes it! Hey Mikey!
by berserker256 May 18, 2003
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The act of engaging in juicy intercourse with a hot pocket. A viral trend of 2014
"Hot Pocketing"

A New Hampshire twitter user @VERSACEPOPTARTS became famous for fornicating with a warmed up hot pocket. He later posted this shaningan on the app Vine. He was later suspended from Vine and Twitter, he was also blocked by Hot Pockets official twitter page.

He was asked for his input, he responded.....
"You can suspend by Vine, but you can't change the fact that I fucked a hot pocket."
by ChronicPineapple March 13, 2014
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