hormone hostage

In a relationship, the status of the man while the woman is having her period.

"Let's call Dave and see if he wants to come out to the bar! No way man, Lisa is on the rag this weekend. He's a hormone Hostage."

"It didn't matter how I answered her question, either way I was in trouble...That's just how it is when you're a hormone hostage."

by Nuggets McGee June 6, 2007

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Squat Hostage

Squat Hostage; Noun: When a male is forced into bondage, then has face sat on by a kinky female.

Benny used her panies to tie Clint's hands to his bedpost, and then squat hostaged that mofo.

by Joyd March 1, 2014

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Fart Hostage

(n) : a person who has the unfortunate fate of being in a confined space while someone passes gas. This can occur in a car, elevator, subway, or city bus, for example. The person(s) in that confined space became the flatulator's fart hostage(s) for the duration, until the fart haze dissipates.

"Man, Henry is not allowed to eat beef jerky on long car rides anymore. He was beefing nonstop, and held us fart hostages all the way to Kalamazoo!"

by Stavros Nikkapoppolous December 18, 2019

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group text hostage

Anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn't pertain to them. Therefore the persons being held "hostage" are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in.

My sleep in this morning was fucked because I was a group text hostage from the people at work.

by cpetkunas July 23, 2017

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Hostage Baby

A child that was covertly conceived for the purpose of keeping or retaining a partner against his or her will.

1. I'm going home to see my hostage baby.
2. I'd leave her, but she's pregnant with my hostage baby.
3. She just told me that she was pregnant yesterday, so now we're having a hostage baby.

by CW5000 March 1, 2007

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