Link Tree Hooker

A Link Tree Hooker is usually a women with no real self worth. They are usually to fat or to lazy to be strippers or to ugly for porn. So they are on all the socials promoting their link trees to simps who spend their government assistance money on women who pretend to care what the simp thinks.

All these women have serious Daddy issues.

All these Link Tree Hookers are on my feed advertising "No Friend Requests! DM's Open!"

by Sting6996 June 26, 2022

Heavenly hooker

A chick that not only is amazing in bed, but also will do you for free.

- Did you know Janette was a heavenly hooker?
-Really?
- Yeah, now i can buy an extra kit kat for lunch

by sebish April 13, 2009

sugar hooker

hooked on sugar

i am addicted to sweets. i'm a total sugar hooker.

by sugarhooker February 19, 2011

Hooker Mentality

Mindset of the common street-corner prostitute, performing illegal sexual acts in exchange for small amounts of cash. In the mind of a prostitute, her body can literally be rented as a service. Anyone who has a hundred bucks or so can rent it, just like renting a carpet cleaning machine or a rent-a-car. The only difference is that renting a vehicle or a steam cleaner is LEGAL to do. Prostitution is not legal!

Porn is LEGAL in CA. Girls interested in doing porn should apply with a company like Crown Model Management to get into the XXX business.

This new girl I'm dating has Hooker Mentality; she expects me to pay for EVERYTHING, all the time.

by Denise Rosen September 22, 2009

Hooked on Bronix

When a male acts as a female on Xbox Live, and tries to convince other males that she will do them favors for xbox live points. The nerds are so desperate for the vagina they will never get that they keep on sending in microsoft points for the teasing to stop. Too bad it won't ever stop because they are being tricked by a dude!

Dr Demarini gets all the nerdy xbox players Hooked on Bronix! He fakes a vagina, to get the He is such a stud!

by Asian Terror December 29, 2010

pirate hooker

Noun. A female who travels with a large group of men, servicing each one of them in turn to placate the crowd. This term was created in honor of the brave women who traveled with pirate ships on long journeys, keeping them sane and satiated.

You: I'm going to hang out with the ENTIRE football team tonight!
Me: Pirate Hooker.
You: I take offense to that.
Me: Shut up hooker. Be proud of your heritage.

by Samson III December 28, 2005

hooey

Bullshit

This assignment is a bunch of hooey!

by The Grammar Nazi April 24, 2002