hoolidoo

a "hoolidoo" is a person who is dumb, weird, odd, high af, drunk af, and has no clue about what they are doing.

You're such a hoolidoo!

by chillassperson September 30, 2017

hoofter

Hoofter is a homosexual male, who enjoys joking about his gayness bc he is comfortable with his sexuality.

Friend: "Oi ya hoofter"

Homo: "Aye thats me pal, hoofter poofter"

by Hoofter 3000 May 3, 2018

holting

When you find something so hilarious that you cant actually laugh about it, or something that makes you so angry past the point of shouting. You just sit completely still and silent. Inspired by the ultimate Captain Holt from Brooklyn99.

*guy sitting in complete silence intensely staring at the one place*
"what's wrong with him?"
"he's holting..."
"oh."

by wh- no! April 28, 2020

Holtzapple

A person whos been driving truck longer than you've been alive. Holtzapples hate hard boiled eggs and require a mechanical soft diabetic diet, no fish, no peanut butter, and no mayo on a sandwich.

Holtzapple overheated his iPad and drove his truck straight into 10 felony charges!
What a Holtzapple!

by HET Driver July 21, 2021

Holter Frye

my fine ass english teacher

Girl did you see Holter Frye's fine ass today in class?

by bussylover99 September 29, 2021

Lazy Holterman

The act of impregnating someone, as if the act of conception is as casual, easy, and naturally expected as, say, that of ordering a beer at a bar.

Drunk friend: "I just wanna know - when are you gonna give Michelle a Lazy Holterman?"

by Rev john October 20, 2011

Grant Holt

An absolute Legendary Beast who scores an average of 12030120301 goals per game

"Hey did you see the way Grant Holt just evaded Tony Hibberts anal Examination"

"Yeah that was legendary"

by TonyHibbertRippedMyArseHole October 6, 2012