homoconfudesperation

Like confudesperation however this condition affects the mind so badly that people may suddenly fall in love with members of the same sex, while still claiming they are straight. However often, the sufferer is just confused. Again, very common in south east england.

I reckon Michael's homoconfudesperate...i swear he's been giving aaron funny looks recently.

by NowImLost July 18, 2005

Homocow

Also See Faggot.
A homocow is that fat, ugly, gay kid that you see on the side of the road eating a twinky and you want to break his face. it refers to those fat gay people who do nothing but eat and have sex with men.

Dude, Davids such a fucking homocow.

by .:Greg:. October 14, 2005

homocoaster

The "ups and downs" of a same sex relationship, normally caused by the imbalance of hormones in the shared home.

Brian was riding the homocoaster due to Simon's love of illicit cottaging. His emotions were all over the place but he loved Simon, could he cope with the cottaging? He'd have to sit tight and hope to ride the big one again sooner or later.

by Bradford Shopper December 3, 2009

homocopter

a fag ... i.e ... paul michael bowden

paul is a right homocopter ...

by betsy boo boo September 26, 2008

homocunt

A really really fucking gay guy who talks about women so that people don't realize that he is QUEER.

Straight Guy- I had sex with some girl last night
Homocunt- ME TOO! she was so hot, big boobs, wet pussy, etc
Straight Guy- DUDE YOU'RE SUCH A HOMOCUNT

by Andrew and Megan January 2, 2006

homoconstipation

When a homosexual refuses to come out, about his sexuality.

I think Bill is gay, but he's suffering from homoconstipation, and won't tell anyone.

by Crubase June 24, 2009

homoconfuzzled

Confused and puzzled about how the gay community works

She was not homophobic she was just homoconfuzzled.

by Aritjdbsjakbfd August 1, 2021