Holstead

A person who is super jacked; one who often is required to go to NASA for testing due to their super human abilities and because they are so jacked

(Chick #1) "Wow, that guy is really jacked he must go to NASA for testing because he is so super human and jacked."
(Chick #2) "Well he is a Holstead."

by El Shizzo May 3, 2010

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holsen

One of the most intelligent, funny ppl on earth! They can be super nice but if you aggravate them they’ll make you cry :D. Anyway they’re funny, intelligent and they’re NOT ugly in any sort of way. Overall a good name and a good person :)

why is holsen so smart?

by yeet haw partner June 11, 2019

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Cock Holster

A mouth that has had penises in it repeatedly.

Bitch dont yell at me! Shut your fucking COCK HOLSTER.

I have heard she has quite the COCK HOLSTER.

by MassiveJohn April 20, 2006

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Crotch Holster

When you use your crotch to hold anything.

Driver:Dude im driving and there aren't anymore cup holders!
Shotgun:Just use your crotch holster!

by Strat Daddy July 8, 2009

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Holten

He has the power.

"So i saw some random guy in the hall today and noticed he had the swag of a Fendi carpet... He was wearing dollar bills for pants!"

"Yeah how is Holten these days?"

by LexingtonLexicon January 19, 2012

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