West Holmes High School

A school surrounded by farm animals and you only make the sports teams if you have the right last name. Also, half of the school is addicted to meth.

Did you hear about West Holmes High School? I heard someone on the football team overdosed on meth in a corn field last night.

by here4agoodtime November 6, 2019

Holy Holes

religious or "sacred" vaginas or arseholes.

I need to get me some Holy Holes, I don't need no mo' rotten old holes! Down at the church they be singin', "Holy, Holy Holes!"

by Shit_4_Brains September 17, 2007

Hólmsteinn

A sad lonely man who wears a west and has a beard. Often works as a bricklayer.

look, over there is a hobo....no, its only Hólmsteinn.

by klamhundurinn July 8, 2011

holmes home

a mexican persons house

yo ese lets go to our holmes home

by baby carl/ manilla cappin killah January 13, 2008

Holmberg's Law

A subcategory of Murphy's Law that states: When interacting with a group of individuals, circumstances will unfold such that a sufferer of Holmberg's Law is never paired with attractive members of the opposite sex.

Steven - Man, last night there were six hot ladies and one guy, and I got paired up with the guy.

Dale - That sucks. Holmberg's Law, dude.

by Gelid May 6, 2014

Holmuffer

A person who is an ass creeper. Usaually you will find a Holmuffer in your work place or in general society. So in essence its a person who kisses ass.

Gawie is n Holmuffer!

by Yuppie86 June 10, 2015

holmdel hoe

a certain hoe that lives or goes to school in holmdel new jersey and has many temper tantrums

Bro that girl Liv is such a holmdel hoe!

by LaughAllDay August 2, 2019