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hozo

(hoe - zoe) origin: southern California dialect.

This term first originated at the University of California, Irvine. One could use this term to refer to a female who has become exponentially promiscuous over a short period of time.

Generally, the woman that could be referred to as a "hozo" has recently exited a long relationship and has decided to take the dating world by storm, without any inhibitions or judgement. Gender is not a relevant factor when choosing a potential mate for most hozos.

You can spot a hozo by her inapropro and scando attire as well as excessive facial makeup and cancer inducing levels of tan.

Synonyms: skank, whore, ho, skeeze, slut, beeze, hocake, skankalicious

Refer to the VP Risk Managment for concrete examples of how to spot a hozo in the streets. If you encounter a hozo in her natural habitat, you will have no choice but to

surrender to her sexual advances. Your bodily safety is not guaranteed. Avoid this species at all costs.

A well known university professional at a popular public school in southern California that is known for it's abundance of a certain ethnicity coined this term in a fit of honesty. He had been hoping to call this particular female this term for many years, but he waited until she had quit as his intern.
A woman who participates in skype sex is a total hozo.
by Chrisha Tavez September 25, 2010
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Hoework

Person 1: I finished up all my hoework last night.
Person 2: Did that girl we saw by the docks last night help you?
by Dylan S May 18, 2008
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hoeboy

one whom has a penis but acts as if they have a pussy.
"Hey Kyle, lets go run a train on some bitches".
"naw brah. i gotta go find my balls agian cuz the wifey gottem' locked up."

"Why you gots to be such a hoeboy?"
by Ghost Face Killa February 1, 2008
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Hoedown

Guy #1: "Hey man, sorry I left early, how was the party?"
Guy #2: "Dude! It was hoedown! You missed out!!"
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Hoehopper

a female who hops from male to male and even proceeds to seduce your man.
Man, ain't she a hoehopper! Started with one dude now she got ten when you say she hoehoppin you can say it again!
by xblkBEAUTY December 29, 2010
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HOEPOLOGY

1 a : a formal justification by a hoe or to a hoe: defense b : excuse 2a
2 : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret <a public apology>
3 : a poor substitute : makeshift
1. Jesse James needed to hoepologize to Sandra Bullock.
2. Porn star Joslyn James demands a hoepology!
3. How many politicians will hoepologize this year?
by g5hoe May 21, 2010
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hoemosexuwhale

slutty homosexual whales that are emo
me: remember that time my mom took us to the beach so see those hoemosexuwhales?
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