Hobbit Legs

Hobbit legs is a definition of someone who has a normal sized to large body but posses short dumpy child-like legs. Putting their office chair almost on ground level.

Look at Justin sitting on his milk crate height office chair. He really has hobbit legs. If he raised his chair his feet wouldn't touch the ground.

by Chester LaRue August 10, 2016

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Hobbitophile

A girl who is only attracted to guys under 5' 7".

Risha only gets turned on by boys who are hella short. She sure is a hobbitophile.

by Laal Daal April 5, 2020

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The Hobbit Trilogy

The series of movies that followed The Lord of the Rings trilogy and didn't live up to many fan's expectations. But, most agree that Bilbo was very well cast and Smaug was really cool.

`Dude 1: So, what did you think of "The Hobbit Trilogy"?
Dude 2: They were alright. A bit underwhelming, especially the last one. But at least they were better than the Star Wars Prequels
Dude 1: Yeah, totally.

by dude...Dude...DUDE...WHOA January 12, 2016

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hobbitcock

Awesome, in a small way.

Troll, your Honda Civic is totally hobbitcock!

by Ralf Walter August 15, 2005

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hobbit

Small, they would only seem as small children to your eyes. Average height being three foot six or so. Also, they have hairy feet, and a keen intrest in the brewing of Ale and pipeweed, the most famoust being Old Toby (the finest weed in the south farthing). Hobbits can also been known as halflings (because they are half the height of the average human) and Shirefolk (Since thats where alot of them live)

Zel: When i grow up, i wanna be a hobbit! And i will live in the shire in bagshot row under the party tree
Sam: Well, youre definately small enough...
zel: Hey!

by Zellie February 26, 2004

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