by YOU YOU YOU January 14, 2019
Get the hockeymug. Best sport ever. No explanation needed besides the comparison of the popularized american garbage referred to as baseball.
Fat Kid: "I love baseball, it makes me feel active and now I can play a sport."
Joey: "After I lost 30 lbs I quit baseball to play hockey and now I know I am actually playing a real sport."
Joey: "After I lost 30 lbs I quit baseball to play hockey and now I know I am actually playing a real sport."
by Datsyuk to Colorado ;) June 18, 2011
Get the hockeymug. Back in the day there was a shitty sport named hockey that no one watched, but for some reason remained on telivision, then the players decided they wanted more money and the owners said "but we aren't making any money" so the NHL stopped being aired and now the world is finally pure, like when the beubonic plague died out or when the holocaust ended.
by supah February 3, 2005
Get the hockeymug. Soccer played on ice. But instead of a an actual ball used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!
Hockey is not a sport. Hockey is 3 things going on at the same time. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of someone!
by tatomuck1 August 23, 2009
Get the hockeymug. 1. The most unpopular North American professional league sport. So unpopular that while Canada invented the sport and is proud of it, most of their teams have left to play in American cities. 2.A sport that nobody gives a damn about even though the 2005 NHL season has been cancelled. 3. The only major north american sport to have its season completely cancelled.
Man, hockey is so boring that the big networks will not show the Stanley Cups final on prime time network television; it gets relegated to tape delayed cable channels like espn.
by NBA Baller February 19, 2005
Get the hockeymug. Soccer played on ice. But instead of a ball being used used, hockey uses something that came out of a urinal called a puck!
Hockey is not a sport. A real sport is something played with a ball. Hockey is 3 things going on at once. Ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the shit out of somebody!
by tatomuck1 August 13, 2009
Get the hockeymug. piece of shit game (purposely not using the word sport) that is only played by canadians, russians and idiot americans that sucked so bad it's not even on tv anymore.
Frank: I hate John.
Rick: Yeah, he's worse than shit-on-a-stick. (substitute shit-on-a-stick with hockey)
Rick: Yeah, he's worse than shit-on-a-stick. (substitute shit-on-a-stick with hockey)
by eugene levy February 10, 2005
Get the hockeymug.