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Hipsternary

The Hipsternary is the essential book for hipsters. With in its pages it defines the rules of being a hipster, dos and don'ts, underground slang, slogans, bands, designers, ect.
Is that band really hipster? Look it up in the Hipsternary
by plokijug October 2, 2011
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Hipsterectomy

The act of killing or causing serious harm to a hipster by drowning them in the main stream.
I think he needs a Hipsterectomy! He's wearing dress shoes with his chino's roled! He's listening to indie pop and his moustache is curled at the end! We need to preform the Hipsterectomy stat!
by Dr Texas June 8, 2015
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hipstersexual

n.
(a play on the word heterosexual)

A straight, usually white, male whose sexuality is a celebration of the mediocre.

A hipstersexual finds corpulence and imperfection appealing in women. Conversely, nice skin and regular facial features are thought to make a woman look "fake" or like a "robot". Thinness makes her look "like a man". Being striking makes her look either "like a robot" OR "like a man".

Hipstersexuality is in essence a gender pathology:
- because the men themselves are striking, immaculate, and usually thin, they view these things as masculine traits. and as quintessential heterosexuals, they cannot find the same traits to be appealing in women.
- thus, they consider coarse and indelicate to be both desirable and feminine, if only because it is different from themselves.
- aside from and in addition to this, being understated and unassuming are hallmarks of classical femininity.

More exaggerated and perverse expressions of hipstersexuality ("radical hipstersexuality") include being oblivious to those female attributes which are graceful and becoming, while showing a peculiar sexual admiration for the aspects of femininity which are distasteful or unappealing. People who exhibit this degree of hipstersexuality do not notice, much less appreciate, graceful or becoming. Instead they appreciate women in a way that, taken to an extremity, can be understood as a fetish for the monstrous feminine.
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by interneter July 7, 2010
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Hipsterpotamus

A Derogatory term for hipsters, A hipster that is too hip for hipsters
Tim: Man I hate hipsters!

Hipster: Yeah i hate hipsters their so gay, im way better
Keegan: Your a friken hipsterpotamus you hipster fag.
by JimScene September 22, 2010
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hipsternism

The philosophical beliefs of the hipster definition and all aspects of hipsterness.
G:I have a camera that makes me a hipster!
H: No it doesn't. It just makes you an amateur photographer.
G: You're right, I guess I should read up more on my hipsternism.
by TacoFloober August 30, 2011
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hipstereotyping

Correctly assuming that the music playing in the headphones of a dude with a beanie, beard, flannel, glasses, tight dark jeans, and boots is Vampire Weekend.
Judging from the tempo of his toe-tapping, that guy is listening to "Oxford Comma."

Nah, bro - you're hipstereotyping. It could just as easily be something by Arctic Monkeys.
by notamygrant September 6, 2016
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Hipstern

The style of dress of a liberal urban dweller seeking to dress up as a cowboy. By extension, any hipster detour of the western style.
Person 1: What should we wear for this weekend in Jackson Hole ?

Person 2: Hipstern, of course !
by John Paragraph February 27, 2023
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