Hippocrumpet

Another a word for an object. This includes pretty much everything.

An example is: Aw man I lost my hippocrumpet (phone).

by Hippocrumpet Man October 31, 2019

hippocritamus

A person who pokes fun at people for being goofy and goes around acting goofy themselves

-Yo this guy mad goofy.

-hrs later...
- *acts like a complete goof*
- Didn't you just make fun of that guy for being mad goofy? You a damn hippocritamus 🦛

by Jaye_em September 5, 2020

Hippocricket

A friend or family member that goes around talking bad about you to everybody all day long all day long but when they see you they have nothing to say.

David and Ned are like best friends, and share everything with each other. Ned always hates on David when hes not around. But yesterday when Ned was talking about David, David walked in and Ned stopped talking, he is such a hippocricket....

by JonahWills May 29, 2022

hippocritamoose

A mythical creature that demonstrates hypocritical behavior and bears resemblance to a hippo and a moose.

You're a hippocritamoose for looking at vacation spots in December!

by anonymous September 15, 2022

Hippyocrisy

When someone's vibe screams "save the Earth" but their actions whisper "but first, let me take this private jet to a yoga retreat." A delightful contradiction between preaching green and living lavish, making Mother Nature both proud and puzzled.

"Caught red-handed with a plastic straw in his organic smoothie, John's moment of hippyocrisy had the whole juice bar buzzing."

by DAKster March 15, 2024

hippyocrisy

When someone's vibe screams "save the Earth" but their actions whisper "but first, let me take this private jet to a yoga retreat." A delightful contradiction between preaching green and living lavish, making Mother Nature both proud and puzzled.

"Caught red-handed with a plastic straw in his organic smoothie, Amber's moment of hippyocrisy had the whole juice bar buzzing."

by DAKster March 18, 2024

Hippocridiot

A person who pretends to be ignorant or stupid for the purpose of pushing an agenda or keeping their useless but well-paying job.

Karine Jean-Pierre can't possibly be stupid enough to believe the things she says, she must be a "Hippocridiot".

by Winkiedoc December 30, 2024